Monday, November 1, 2010

jhoota (aka shoe) hi sahi !

What was I thinking? And what were the people who wrote reviews for this movie thinking? I mean ... OH MY GAWD ! This is like the worst movie of all times.
I am going to be point blank here because I dont want people to be mislead by those "kind" reviews for this movie.
First I would like to talk about the actress. Pakhi Tyrewala ! The wife of the director (no wonder!) and also the scriptwriter of the movie :O :O
This lady (I am giving her all the respect right now because my criticism is going to make her want to kill herself!) gave a tough competition to John Abraham. I did not understand who should I blame for the pounding headache I was experiencing in the theatre. Its not at all wrong to be flabby or to not have a perfect figure. But its a sin to wear some sleeveless gown-frock-drape kind of thing and move your flabby arms around when you dont even know how to dance. For the love of god, atleast try ... TRY... to look decent.
I would not blame the actress completely for a movie, thats unfair. So I would also like to blame the scriptwriter, oh wait a minute, that's her again ! Argh, seriously ?!
And am sure Abbas Tyrewala was just too scared that she will drop him dead with that arm of her's that he did not even try to tell his starcast to act.
Now coming to the "hero". Why is John Abraham like... umm... what's that word... eehhh..... FAT!!!
He is not cute, he is not handsome and his hands now seem to be too small or rather not proportional to his body. This guy first of all never ever knew how to act. But still girls would watch his movie because he was handsome amd dashing. Last night, the girl next to me went "ewwwww" on a close-up shot of John Abraham.
I rest my case your honor !
I spent 150 bucks on the movie.. and then another 100 bucks to eat something so I would not have to concentrate on the headache I was getting and then another 10 bucks for a tablet !
So please... pretty please... dont do this to yourself. Save your souls and even if this movie comes on TV please just dont watch it.